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"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Our limo's here.'

A Protractor.

Camouflage Paint.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Tea Cup Ride

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'The carnival has a company car.'

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

VW Bug Ceases Production.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

All-terrain vegetables.

I think it's your suspension!

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

The Latest in Airbags

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Scary surgery

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Two small cars carry a christmas tree