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'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'The door jammed.'

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

I think it's your suspension!

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'