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Spiro & Pusho inventors.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Mice 25¢

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Jazz Bagpipes

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Wheel

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

It says he invented super glue.

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Tequila Mocking Bird

Family living in an allevator

Snow Shaker.

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Ringing horn

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Rabbit using the condom machine.

Scarecrow Goalie

Love or Confusion?

The Latest in Airbags

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.