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'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Car navigation

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

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"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Jazz Bagpipes

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

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"She has to find just the right spot."

Time For This Odd House

Family living in an allevator

Solar powered sunbed.

Ringing horn

Silhouettes

Snow Shaker.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."