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'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Computer Room.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

"I trust this will be on one check."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'Try rebooting.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

Failed business ventures.

Ringing horn

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Silhouettes

Scarecrow Goalie

The Latest in Airbags

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Automated back scratcher.

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Spiro & Pusho inventors.

Waffle house, International House of Pancakes and Halfway House for Wayward Toast

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

Beta testing childsplay