Niche Programming Fan T-Shirts

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

Bright idea

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Rocket Ark

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

“The jury has requested you pitch your case in the style of a six-part TV mini-series.”

Lord Robert Winston

'We need someone in here, like now.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

That side up.

Bill Gates' Computer: 'We are withdrawing tech support for you windows operating system...'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"My name is socks. Yours?"

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.