Niche Programming Fan Pillows

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

Bright idea

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Rocket Ark

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

News Wear World

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Lord Robert Winston

'We need someone in here, like now.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

That side up.

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"My name is socks. Yours?"

Effective communications