Quirky Software Fans Pillows

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Computer Room.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'Try rebooting.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Failed business ventures.

Ringing horn

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Silhouettes

Scarecrow Goalie

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

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'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Automated back scratcher.

Beta testing childsplay

Miracle Diet Fork

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

Spiro & Pusho inventors.

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Waffle house, International House of Pancakes and Halfway House for Wayward Toast