Software Debugging Fan Pillows

Beta testing childsplay

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Bright idea

"The overthinker"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"I think we could work very well together."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'I found another pothole.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Age-salary ratio

Workplace Confidentiality.

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Resume Consultant. I can polish up your resume, but I won't be able to pound all the dents. (Published originally on Janurary 8, 2009.)

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Self-realization.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

What next?!

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

Wait, you took how many steps?

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'