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"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Push Notifications

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Remote Toaster

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

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'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'