Digital Device Fan Pillows

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Push Notifications

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

Remote Toaster

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

Tweeted

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Trump Tweets

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'