Digital Storage Fan Pillows

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Putin and some Russian hackers

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

Tweeted

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

We know your e-mail address!

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Trump Tweets

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Modern Pavlovian Response. Beep! Beep! Beep! Every time I hear those beeps my mouth starts watering!