Digital Storage Fan Pillows

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Putin and some Russian hackers

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

We know your e-mail address!

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Trump Tweets

"Everything is in the Cloud."