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"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Death Watch

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Robot porn.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Acne Automation Works Outing

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Viagara Pills.

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Tweeted

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

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