Digital Clock Fans Pillows

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Death Watch

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Robot porn.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Acne Automation Works Outing

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets