Digital Dog Fan Pillows

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

The Rolling Bones

Pets christmas tree

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

No Dogs.

Dog

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Some Zoomies

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'