Digital Wizardry Fan Pillows

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Dairy Potter.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Who is the fairest of them all?

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"So...you drive stick."