Digital Wizardry Fan Mugs

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"So...you drive stick."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'