Digital Divination Fan Pillows

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Election 2020

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

God creates humans.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Mmm...interactive."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'It's just a miracle.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Tweeted

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Heaven Mk. II.

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."