Digital Divination Fan Pillows

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Election 2020

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

God creates humans.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Heaven Mk. II.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"