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'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I see you on a beach..."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

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Your karma will catch up with you!

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Because I don't need my crystal ball to know what will happen if you don't clean your room.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

A watched kettle never boils.

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

"You're a gullible twat."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."