Software Debugging Fan Gifts

Beta testing childsplay

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Bright idea

"The overthinker"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"I think we could work very well together."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Age-salary ratio

Workplace Confidentiality.

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Self-realization.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

What next?!

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.