Debugging Enthusiast Gifts

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Computer College Graduation.

"We need a brownfield site."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

Archaeologists