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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Computer Frustration

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"You give your kid an allownace, plus a tech support fee? And I thought I was the only one."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."