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Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"What happens if you hit escape?"

'Walter, you're the only person I know who has to call tech support to open a lawn chair.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Hey, Tom... could you take a look at my computer? It keeps spitting out garbage!"

Unknown computer error.

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup and a bug in my phone."

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

PC spits mud out

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'Yet another exploding laptop.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

STRIP Hambone: Laser printer playing up

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'

Computer requests replacement part for human operator.

'I think the toaster oven shorted out the espresso maker.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Bark park park? Hoof hoof? Yak yak yap yak? Ugh, stupid typos – that was voice-to-text.

This password didn't work. Next let's try lining up with letters before numbers. Are you sure you used your name in the password? You shouldn't use the year you were born. It's not secure. We're "special" characters. I can't believe we have to work with these guys! Ughh! That didn't work either! C'mon! Concentrate! One more error and you'll be locked out! That was a very strange dream. I've really gotta start writing down my passwords.

Computer Frustration

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0