Tech Trouble Seeker Gifts

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Online form - Submit.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Error: Out of memory.

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'