Tech Trouble Solver Gifts

'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'

Physician, Reboot Thyself

Scratching head

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'Help!'

"Maybe you can get a signal if you lift it over your... never mind."

"I know, I know, pack it in rice."

'I called the 24-hour Teacher Tech Support Helpline but they were closed. Apparently they are open 24 hours but not in a row.'

"My computer is frozen."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I think it's a computer virus."

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

Online form - Submit.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Why not Google it?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

Computer Frustration

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Till malfunction

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Wringing the Monitor

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Try rebooting.'