Tech Troublesolver Gifts

"Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can tell me what the heck the Center For Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!"

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'The boss wants to know how much longer till Powerpoint is working again.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Why not Google it?'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Kick the machine"

"Out of toner."

Till malfunction

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Wringing the Monitor

'Try rebooting.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

When computers are attacked by Spam.