Tech Problem Solver Gifts

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'It needed rebooting.'

'Stop phoning me at work. I don't care if you have got a technical problem!'

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Switch it off and switch it on again

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"