Tech Problem Solver Prints

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'It needed rebooting.'

'Stop phoning me at work. I don't care if you have got a technical problem!'

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Switch it off and switch it on again

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Innovative

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Fittd shēt

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'