It Problem Solver Gifts

'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'

'Nothing yet.'

"Hey, Tom... could you take a look at my computer? It keeps spitting out garbage!"

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

'More problems. This manual was written by another computer!'

Unfreeze - Or Else the Laptop Gets It!

"Who instructed Johnson to reboot his computer?"

"At this point I think your computer problems needs more than a fan."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Can do...No can do

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Innovative

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"