Tech Troublemaker Gifts

Fire Alarm

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

"Here's the problem...somebody set the laser printer on stun"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Kid to teacher: 'I'm going to need tech support.'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Of course I'm wearing rubber gloves, haven't you heard about the computer virus?'

'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"Don't get smart with me!"

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'Of course the bank didn't credit your account. You can't make online banking deposits by putting cash into the DVD slot.'

'Okay...everything looks good on your contact information... oh wait! We need your email address...'

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'Microsoft support - my windows won't open.'

"Now, can you remember the way I showed to terminate the session, Luigi?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

Roger's computer crashes.

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

''The GPS told me to' is no excuse.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"...I still can't see the start-up screen you're talking about."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"