Tech Troublemaker Gifts

Fire Alarm

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"Here's the problem...somebody set the laser printer on stun"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Of course I'm wearing rubber gloves, haven't you heard about the computer virus?'

Kid to teacher: 'I'm going to need tech support.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'

"Don't get smart with me!"

'Okay...everything looks good on your contact information... oh wait! We need your email address...'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'Of course the bank didn't credit your account. You can't make online banking deposits by putting cash into the DVD slot.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

''The GPS told me to' is no excuse.'

'Microsoft support - my windows won't open.'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Roger's computer crashes.

'I installed my spell check backwards and discovered the boss is an SOB.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

"Now, can you remember the way I showed to terminate the session, Luigi?"

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."