Technology Troublemaker Gifts

The copier is making a whining noise.

'I'm sorry... We seem to be having a problem with our teleprompter.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

TV repair man being attacked by TV

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Now I see why they call it a 'cursor'".

"Who instructed Johnson to reboot his computer?"

"Your computer crashed? Speaking of crashes..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"He said his screen is frozen again."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"No, not that button!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'