It Troublemaker Gifts

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."