Tech Troublemakers Gifts

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'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"You are experiencing technical difficulties - GOD."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

Cat on Computer Keyboard

"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"No, not that button!"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

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Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"