Tech-savvy Troublemakers Gifts

"This program shows which ATMs we can get to, the next program estimates how much money is in each of them, and the last tells us how large a crowbar Bronco will need to get the money out."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'