Tech-savvy Mischief Makers Gifts

Fiends Reunited.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'What's my fortune then?!

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Son hacks into computer to get a job

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

Disinformation Highway.

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'

'I bullied so many kids with text messages I got RSI.'

'My etching is complete... now I must seek out a new artistic challenge!'

Mall Santa

"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."