Playful Mischief Makers Gifts

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Playing pig

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Frankie the discount genie

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'No pennies.'