Playful Mischief Makers Pillows

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'No pennies.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"