Merry Mischief Makers Pillows

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"Gesundheit!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Good morning!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Mozart swimming.

'What's my fortune then?!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."