Merry Mischief Makers Gifts

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"Gesundheit!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'What's my fortune then?!

'Good morning!'

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Rudolph Red Light District

Mozart swimming.

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."