Merry Mischief-maker Gifts

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"Great Santa has been, I can be naughty again."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"Thanks for calling in, Joan. First off, can we agree that naughty/nice i purely a socially determined distinction?"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'