Playful Mischief Maker Gifts

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."