Lighthearted Mischief Maker Gifts

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"