Lighthearted Mischief Maker Gifts

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Frankie the discount genie

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."