Artistic Mischief Maker Gifts

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Occupational Hazards.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Frankie the discount genie

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .