Crafting Mischief-maker Gifts

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

God creates humans.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

A trap for Santa

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.