Whimsical Mischief Maker Gifts

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

A trap for Santa

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.