Crafting Mischief-maker Pillows

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

God creates humans.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

A trap for Santa

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."