Creative Mischief-maker Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

The concert that never was. . .

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.