Creative Mischief-maker Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Frankie the discount genie

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .