Artistic Mischief Makers Pillows

'My etching is complete... now I must seek out a new artistic challenge!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

'What's my fortune then?!

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .