Artistic Mischief Makers Pillows

'My etching is complete... now I must seek out a new artistic challenge!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'What's my fortune then?!

Frankie the discount genie

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

The concert that never was. . .