Art Mischief Maker Pillows

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

The concert that never was. . .