Whimsical Mischief Makers Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

God creates humans.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'What's my fortune then?!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

A trap for Santa

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'No pennies.'