Mystic Mischief Makers Pillows

'What's my fortune then?!

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Gesundheit!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Tooth Ferret

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"My dad ate my homework."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

God creates humans.

Doggie Bowl Drill

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."