Mystical Mischief Maker Pillows

"Your best bet would be to stay in bed next year"

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Snow Devil

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Resourceful toddler

Newt sale

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.